Sung to the tune, 'O' Christmas Tree'

All December Birthdays, All December Birthdays,

Are just a  form of Cruelty

All December Birthdays, All December Birthdays

Should be dismissed by Judge Judy.

Those BBFs, that have no dough

Are now treating you, like some Jane Doe

All December Birthdays, All December Birthdays,

Between Us, only worked out for Jesus!

The following, toon, is for those December Birthdays this year...