Life in Paradise wasn't as perfect as the Bible would have us believe. For one, Adam & Eve's sex life sucked! Sex for the pair didn't exist. GOD's creation, had no clue about lovemaking, or any desire to learn. Adam avoids Eve like the plague. Instead, Adam spends his time playing with the animals and fishing in many of the crystal clear lakes throughout Eden's massive garden. The Serpent, who also lives and crawls in Eden, senses Eve's frustration, and decides to strike while the maiden is 'hot to trot.'

 

 

 

 

 Who doesn't like camping? Well, the homeless may not be so keen on it. and who else? ME! I hate camping. Guess I've seen too many 'slice em' & dice em' ' horror flicks. And if you've seen just one 'Friday the 13th' movie, you know what's really lurking in those woods. Lions, tigers & bears, oh no, even worse. It's serial killers hiding in those dense dark woods, whispering, 'Kill, kill, kill!'

 

 

 

 

 Amazon customers will be pleased that the online Retailer is giving out FREE Catchers' Masks to their senior members. This is the result of the recent 'beating' of a 67-year-old Prime customer, given by a Amazon female driver, who swears it was self-defense. The 21-year-old delivery person, grabbed the senior's head, from behind, then smashed her face into the apartment building's glass doors, breaking the lady's nose! On second thought, forget the FREE masks, and just leave the package at the door till the driver makes like a tree & leaves!

 

 

 

 

 I haven't puffed on a cigarette for over 25 years! When I was a smoker, I was lighting up every 10-15 minutes. Yep, I was a chimney. And, if anyone looked cross-eyed at me cause my smoke bothered them, I'd blow my 2nd hand fumes into their face and tell them to 'suck my Bic!'  Smokers are an entitled, mean bunch. Today's tobacco puffers are even more dangerous, cause at ten to thirteen dollars a 'pack', you can see why!