Sarge, a young German shepherd, started his puppyhood in a K9 training class for police dogs. Unfortunately, it became apparent to his many trainers that Sarge was more a lover than a fighter. The handsome sweet dog was destined to be a 'stud,' rather than a police officer. Just ask any of Sarge's 4-legged girlfriends on his block. Just one lick from the Academy dropout's furry lips & tongue, drove those bitches into an instant heat! 

 

 

 

 

 Joseph was a widower. Since his wife died 5 years ago, he's been eating out at least 3-4 times a week. Lucky for Joe-Joe, his favorite diner, the 'Finger Licking,' is just a short jog from his place. Joe knew the names of all the servers, and likewise, they all knew Joey's. The widower was always polite, friendly and most important, Joseph was a generous tipper. The waitresses there, never hesitated to pull out all the stops for their favorite diner ...

 

 

 

 

 Saccharine inherited his sweet tooth from his mom. 'Mommy Sweetest,' baked cookies, cakes, and pies from dawn to dusk, daily. Their home smelt like a bakery! So it was no surprise that Sack  became a highly paid Dessert Chef at an early age. Chef Saccharine had such culinary skills, that he could turn any bland, tasteless meal into a mouth-watering cream topped s'mores cupcake sundae, with a cherry on top.

 

 

 

 

Most Super Hero movies are predictable. I'd rather watch any of the Charles Bronson 'Death Wish' films than a Hero flic. Bronson didn't need any superpowers to get the job done. Charlie threw those punks off rooftops, with his bare hands. And Bronson didn't have any weakness like Kryptonite was to Superman. Or loud noises were to the Dare Devil. The Hulk had no self-control, which made him 'quick to the draw' in bed. And Affleck's Batman, to this day, can't seem to shake Jennifer Lopez.

 

 

 

 

 For just a quarter a pop, the 'Magic Fingers' Relaxation Service, delivers 15 minutes of tingly,  relaxing, massaging vibrations atop of any bed. In the 60s & 70s, these devices were installed in over a million homes & hotels.' Magic Fingers' in every room,' motel marquees read. Sadly, thieves were breaking up the devices just to get to the quarters! Guess only 'little green men were cashing in on those 'catalytic converters' back then?