Thursday, November 24, 2022

 Tom was born into a huge family, literally. Everyone in Tom's loving family, are, FAT! Grandpa & grandma, "meaty.' Tom's mom and pop, both, 200 pounders as well. Even the family cat, 'Butterball,'  was overweight So no one was shocked, when  grown up, Tommy Boy,  only dated  the 'thick chicks.'  Tom swears, 'Take a girl who's well fed, to bed, every night, and she'll be the first , the Bed Bugs will bite!' Yeah, the plus sized , joke a lot ...


 


 


 


 


 

Thursday, November 17, 2022

' Have you ever found d a mouse, in your house?' that usually means there's more than one visiting. Mice give births like rabbits. Rats & mice, give birth to half a dozen babies, every 3 weeks. Imagine, that many 'Willards, & Wilmas,' under one roof, scary. And, if there's any heavy construction going on in your area, an infestation of these disease carrying rodents could be headed to a neighborhood near you, soon. Then, what ya gonna do ...