Why is it only the initial experiences of life that are forever stuck in our minds? Like, one's first French kiss,' that, 'slip of the tongue', will forever stick in your mind and down your throat. Or the introduction to Money Bites, Hickys 101, giving & receiving. And be honest, everyone remembers the 'first time.'  We ladies certainly do, thats when we realized, 'Love Does Hurt!'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Kelly was a high-priced escort, who loved her job. The 40-year old courtesans didn't considered what she did as work, but more a career. Kelly loved sex and adorned money, what better a career than that? The majority of her clients were mature, established wealthy men, in their late 60s. Kelly preferred older men, those were the sugar daddies who wined & dined  her, before the 'whoopie,' as one of her client calls it. After 10 years in the 'biz,' Kelly had all the bases covered on each date.  Protection was ALWAYS a must... 

 

 

 

 

 

The worse part of seeing a new doctor is the paperwork. When you reach the Desk, you're instantly handed a 3-4 page questionnaire, clipped to billboard with a pen. It's a 10 -15 minute ordeal, you'll wish you had studied for. That's the advantage dogs have, all their information, health, age, medical records, he's Zodiac sign, it's all there, in the dog's scent he leaves behind. Just supply the cup, Fido will supply the rest. "If you wanna know, all about this dog, it's in his piss, not in his kiss, it's in his piss!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Justine, now in her late thirties, was getting pretty frustrated with her 'love life,' or 'lack of.' Men her age were more interested in 'booty calls' than any serious long term relationship. So when one of her coworkers, an older, more mature man, asked Justine out, she went for it, 'hook, line & sinker!'

 

 

 

 

 

 Everybody knows a 'pain free' life does not exist, not even in Fairy Tales. No matter, how happy & healthy one lives, agony & suffering, eventually make their rounds. Delivering an infant into the World, is the most excruciating pain a woman's body will endure, and 'Shingles doesn't care!' Why, because Shingles is a close second on the torment charts...