Thursday, December 31, 2020

Last Monday was 'Good Riddance Day', a Latino tradition, when at the end of every year, on Dec. 28th, people gather dolls to stuff into, all their bad experiences of the past year they choose to forget. The Kew-pie is then disposed of, clearing away all the negative memories for the arrival of a fresh New Year. It must have taken many years of stuffed dolls to finally drag Trump, kicking & screaming out of office! Whew, we were about to call John Walsh! 


 


 


 


 

Thursday, December 24, 2020

 With COVID still around, no one has the Christmas spirit. But tomorrow, Xmas will be here, ready or not. Kids everywhere, are finishing the homemade holiday cookies for Santa and making sure that the tall glass of milk is properly chilled. Even the big guy is more prepared this year. St. Nick now carries W40 in his vest pocket, to help him glide down those narrow chimneys. So hurry to bed kiddies, there's nothing more for you to see. Santa's on his way ...


 


 


 


 

Thursday, December 17, 2020

 St. Nick had no clue, that the Botox and tummy tuck he gave Mrs. Cee for Xmas last year, would change both their lives. Santa's Mistletoe mama was turning quite a few heads at the North Pole, and it was pissing him off! Even the polar bears were stopping to stare & drool over HIS girl. Papa Noel knew he had to catch up, fast! Mr. Claus signed up for aerobics at the 'Tell them Rudolf Sent You' gym & bar. And with a strict diet, Santa lost 50lbs. Now Kringle was ready to mingle!


 


 


 


 

Thursday, December 10, 2020

The New year is approaching and with the COVID vaccines on the horizon, next year has to better than the last 365 days of 2020. No need for any New Year resolutions, everyone on the planet has the same goals, starting with getting vaccinated, ASAP. Next, as soon as the diners open their doors again, Dine Out! Start that day with a hearty breakfast at Black Bear Diner, followed by lunch at the Boulevard. And dinner? Where else, West Lake's Joes of course. Like I read your journal, right?