Blame it on the 60s, the 'Age of Aquarius,' or the Bossa Nova, those long haired men had some strange sexual preferences back in the day. The ones I messed with, were indeed, strange bedfellows. The first time Mitch took me to his bed, he asked if I would mind him inviting a couple to join us? Ah, no! Another lover, had this weird habit, of 'spanking' me during lovemaking ... 'What's that all about, Alfie?'

 

 

 

 

 He was Tammy's very first love, and in Tammy's young, 17 year old mind, Ted would be her last. 10 years older than her, Teddy was an experienced lover, with the skills of a professional male escort. Even after Tammy found out about Ted's 'other baby's mama,' she remained true blue. Afterall, Teddy was her first, and they had that 'special connection,' no pun intended.

 

 

 

 

 Remember that Grim Reaper, leftover from last year? You know, the ghoul wearing the 'Hi, I'm COVID' name tag, that's the one.  Mr. Death just returned from a San Diego Zoo, where the zoo's gorillas are testing positive for the pandemic. There have been 'reported' cases of COVID infected tigers, lions, minks dogs & domesticated cats. Besides each having 4 legs, the only other thing they have in common, was somewhere along each infected animals' path, was human contact. 

 

 

 

 

 Read to the tune, 'Crying Time'

Well, it's gutter time again, I can't deceive you,

And for most this comes as certainly,  no surprise

This is about men who treat women just like dog pooh,

And feel they're entitled to what's between a woman's thighs.