Vampire Handbook: Chapter Nine, 'Who's for dinner?' 

1. Don't bite and run, seduce your feast.

2. Massage the jugular, ever so slowly, with your tongue.

3. Stare deep into the eyes of their soul, as you piece the skin to sip that first taste ...

 

 

 

 

It's a well-kept secret among the  undead, that after each victim is bitten, the fledgling is immediately handed a copy of the 'Vampire Handbook. ' The rice paperback, states the Commandments the prey must obey.:

1. Thou must kill to survive.

2. Thou must never take the life of another vampire.

3. Thou shall rid thyself, carefully, of all crucifixes, bibles, holy water and any sunscreen  products.

 

 

 

 

The fresh out of the coffin fledgling was extremely attractive, a real chick magnet, his vampire brothers called him. James bit through three ladies, nightly. The perfect 'late night 3-course meal' Jim called them. But a good thing doesn't last forever, not even for the undead. And once Covid hit, 'mortals' were no longer on any smart bloodsuckers' menu. Until someone shoves a stake into this fatal pandemic, Jimmy has to find another source to get his plasma fix ...

 

 

 

 

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