The worse part of seeing a new doctor is the paperwork. When you reach the Desk, you're instantly handed a 3-4 page questionnaire, clipped to billboard with a pen. It's a 10 -15 minute ordeal, you'll wish you had studied for. That's the advantage dogs have, all their information, health, age, medical records, he's Zodiac sign, it's all there, in the dog's scent he leaves behind. Just supply the cup, Fido will supply the rest. "If you wanna know, all about this dog, it's in his piss, not in his kiss, it's in his piss!