Who  doesn't have a workplace story or two they often share? At the huge Safeway at 2020 Market @ Duboce triangle, there are cameras everywhere for a reason. Every night is a Full Moon inside that store. One clerk working late, felt a splatter against her legs. She turned to find some drunk relieving himself, into her check stand, full stream! Then he stumbled out the doors. The shocked checker called for a service 40, a clean-up, on check stand 8. Who doesn't have a workplace fish tale to tell?