Back in MTV's heyday, the music channel broadcasts nothing but 'rock videos,' 24/7. Why? Because nothing on this earth captures a young audience more than 'watching' the songs they love listening too. I didn't appreciate Ms. Jackson's 'Black Cat' until I saw an all-male dance troupe stripped to Janet's hit. And you know I'm a lot like Weird Al when it comes to destroying these favorites, so here goes ...some may want to turn away this may get ugly.