Once you were looking for love in all the wrong places. and now, you're searching for love on many new faces? That means only one thing, you've joined a dating service. Which, EHarmony, Match.com, or Zoosk? Or are you relying upon a safer site, like the one GOD himself obviously has stock in, that's right, 'Christian Mingle,' where thirsty souls go to reconnect with their kindred spirits? And, after all, Christians who mingle would never lie on their profiles.