The saddest church ceremony, is the Shot Gun Wedding. Because of circumstances, beyond this Groom's control, he's standing, at the alter, smashed out of his mind. So, wasted, his Best Man, is holding him up during the groom's slurred vows. His girlfriend, never told him, she was off the pill. He had no idea, his steady, had been pinning holes into the packaged condoms they used. His lady, tired of the wait, wanting to start a family. Weeks later, she was pregnant & planning a wedding.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 'One drink is too many and a thousand, never enough.'  This is an important reminder, to those struggling to stay on the wagon. Those trapped on the battle field, must be wary, of those 'landmines' up ahead. And if a friend asks 'you' to be designated driver,' for the night, 'because you're on the Wagon, anyway,' you're hanging out with the wrong crowd...