I present to you, one of two, of the American Catholic wedding vows approved by the Vatican. Please note, neither wedding vows have 'to obey' in the Catholic versions. Following is the shorter, and more rapid of the two, used in supreme cases where the bride may actually go into labour, during the ceremony. Got a minute, then  here goes:

I, groom, take you, baby's mama, to be my wife. I promise to be true to you, in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love and honor you all the days of my life...

And, if you ever caught that Reality show, 'Cheaters', you know THAT'S CRAP!