Thursday, July 29, 2021

 Sarge, a young German shepherd, started his puppyhood in a K9 training class for police dogs. Unfortunately, it became apparent to his many trainers that Sarge was more a lover than a fighter. The handsome sweet dog was destined to be a 'stud,' rather than a police officer. Just ask any of Sarge's 4-legged girlfriends on his block. Just one lick from the Academy dropout's furry lips & tongue, drove those bitches into an instant heat! 


 


 


 


 

Thursday, July 22, 2021

 Joseph was a widower. Since his wife died 5 years ago, he's been eating out at least 3-4 times a week. Lucky for Joe-Joe, his favorite diner, the 'Finger Licking,' is just a short jog from his place. Joe knew the names of all the servers, and likewise, they all knew Joey's. The widower was always polite, friendly and most important, Joseph was a generous tipper. The waitresses there, never hesitated to pull out all the stops for their favorite diner ...


 


 


 


 

Thursday, July 15, 2021

 Saccharine inherited his sweet tooth from his mom. 'Mommy Sweetest,' baked cookies, cakes, and pies from dawn to dusk, daily. Their home smelt like a bakery! So it was no surprise that Sack  became a highly paid Dessert Chef at an early age. Chef Saccharine had such culinary skills, that he could turn any bland, tasteless meal into a mouth-watering cream topped s'mores cupcake sundae, with a cherry on top.