Thursday, July 8, 2021

Most Super Hero movies are predictable. I'd rather watch any of the Charles Bronson 'Death Wish' films than a Hero flic. Bronson didn't need any superpowers to get the job done. Charlie threw those punks off rooftops, with his bare hands. And Bronson didn't have any weakness like Kryptonite was to Superman. Or loud noises were to the Dare Devil. The Hulk had no self-control, which made him 'quick to the draw' in bed. And Affleck's Batman, to this day, can't seem to shake Jennifer Lopez.


 


 


 


 

Thursday, July 1, 2021

 For just a quarter a pop, the 'Magic Fingers' Relaxation Service, delivers 15 minutes of tingly,  relaxing, massaging vibrations atop of any bed. In the 60s & 70s, these devices were installed in over a million homes & hotels.' Magic Fingers' in every room,' motel marquees read. Sadly, thieves were breaking up the devices just to get to the quarters! Guess only 'little green men were cashing in on those 'catalytic converters' back then?