Thursday, December 24, 2020

 With COVID still around, no one has the Christmas spirit. But tomorrow, Xmas will be here, ready or not. Kids everywhere, are finishing the homemade holiday cookies for Santa and making sure that the tall glass of milk is properly chilled. Even the big guy is more prepared this year. St. Nick now carries W40 in his vest pocket, to help him glide down those narrow chimneys. So hurry to bed kiddies, there's nothing more for you to see. Santa's on his way ...


 


 


 


 

Thursday, December 17, 2020

 St. Nick had no clue, that the Botox and tummy tuck he gave Mrs. Cee for Xmas last year, would change both their lives. Santa's Mistletoe mama was turning quite a few heads at the North Pole, and it was pissing him off! Even the polar bears were stopping to stare & drool over HIS girl. Papa Noel knew he had to catch up, fast! Mr. Claus signed up for aerobics at the 'Tell them Rudolf Sent You' gym & bar. And with a strict diet, Santa lost 50lbs. Now Kringle was ready to mingle!