Because the Church told us, only the' baptized Catholics,' went to Heaven, I thought 'everyone' living on the Universe's was Catholic!' Made sense to me, until the day I heard this joke ...'St. Peter was showing the new comers around Heaven, until they came upon this huge cloud. The saint told everyone to be perfectly quiet while passing this spot. When they all past, a lady asked, "Is that where HE lives? " "Oh no," St. Peter replied, "thats just the Catholics, they think, they're the only ones up here!"