Thursday, December 22, 2022

 By the time this Mixed Nuts airs, there will be just 4 dazes left of this most time consuming holiday, I can't wait! Like most fun holidays, they're made for kids. They enjoy them the MOST! And why not, the child does nothing but wait for the gifts to come rolling in. A kid's only task , is finding the right Mall Santa. He can't be Old & Deaf, or ghetto looking . The Santa must be  wealthy enough, to afford their entire list, which some kids made copies for the Fat Man to keep. Pretty sure World Peace won't make that list... 


 


 


 


 


 


 

Thursday, December 15, 2022

 All, you pet owners out there, living in 'Never Never, Neverland,' why is your dog never on a leash? Do you think, all dogs are friendly? My two serial killers are NOT! Bundy & Ripper, want to tear out the internal organs of every dog they encounter on our ByByes. So, when I see an unleashed dog, running at us, with no  owner in sight, I panic. Sure enough, minutes later, here comes the owner, head in his cell, and the  dog's lead, wrapped around HIS neck...   Makes me wanna GROWL!,