Thursday, December 1, 2022

 Ben was a young immature, twenty eight year old. who still lived at home with his parents. It was the 'same old, same old' for the past 28 years, Ben craved.Same home,  he grew up in, since his 3 wheeler riding days, same childhood buddies he grew up with from kindergarten to high school. Ben fancied himself the perfect 'Ladies' man.'  Who wines & dines  all his dates and money is no object. But, ask any of Lover boy's past chicks, and they're fast to admit, 'Punk ain't nothing but a cheap Booty Call!'


 


 


 


 


 

Thursday, November 24, 2022

 Tom was born into a huge family, literally. Everyone in Tom's loving family, are, FAT! Grandpa & grandma, "meaty.' Tom's mom and pop, both, 200 pounders as well. Even the family cat, 'Butterball,'  was overweight So no one was shocked, when  grown up, Tommy Boy,  only dated  the 'thick chicks.'  Tom swears, 'Take a girl who's well fed, to bed, every night, and she'll be the first , the Bed Bugs will bite!' Yeah, the plus sized , joke a lot ...