The advantages of living one's life as a mermaid, are few. Yet, the few that exist, are noteworthy. Who wouldn't want a sea nymph's lean body? Solid & toned, from head to fin. Swimming, miles daily, does a body good. Then there's the benefit, of being soaking wet, 24/7. Any Siren's 'lover for hour, ' be it human or triton, merman, this 'Fish & Chick,' is always 'Wet & Ready' to go with the flow. Are these "off the Hook,' hookers of the Sea using protection you ask? Hardly ...