The advantages of living one's life as a mermaid, are few. Yet, the few that exist, are noteworthy. Who wouldn't want a sea nymph's lean body? Solid & toned, from head to fin. Swimming, miles daily, does a body good. Then there's the benefit, of being soaking wet, 24/7. Any Siren's 'lover for hour, ' be it human or triton, merman, this 'Fish & Chick,' is always 'Wet & Ready' to go with the flow. Are these "off the Hook,' hookers of the Sea using protection you ask? Hardly ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fairy Tales do come true,

Hopefully, never these following few

Try not to Barf. ..