Ode to My Bladder and I

Twinkle Twinkle, my tiny bladder,

Finding a bathroom is all that matters.

Up we climb. to the 5th floor so high

To the store's 'one restroom' , my bladder and I.

Twinkle, Twinkle, my tiny bladder,

Each floor we pass, gets us madder & madder!

 

 

 

 

 There's 'clingy,' and there's 'stick like glue' clinging. That, just can't shake it kind of clingy! The following is exactly that kind of annoying clinging ...

 

 

 

 

Vampire Handbook: Chapter Nine, 'Who's for dinner?' 

1. Don't bite and run, seduce your feast.

2. Massage the jugular, ever so slowly, with your tongue.

3. Stare deep into the eyes of their soul, as you piece the skin to sip that first taste ...