Thursday, July 15, 2021

 Saccharine inherited his sweet tooth from his mom. 'Mommy Sweetest,' baked cookies, cakes, and pies from dawn to dusk, daily. Their home smelt like a bakery! So it was no surprise that Sack  became a highly paid Dessert Chef at an early age. Chef Saccharine had such culinary skills, that he could turn any bland, tasteless meal into a mouth-watering cream topped s'mores cupcake sundae, with a cherry on top.


 


 


 


 

Thursday, July 8, 2021

Most Super Hero movies are predictable. I'd rather watch any of the Charles Bronson 'Death Wish' films than a Hero flic. Bronson didn't need any superpowers to get the job done. Charlie threw those punks off rooftops, with his bare hands. And Bronson didn't have any weakness like Kryptonite was to Superman. Or loud noises were to the Dare Devil. The Hulk had no self-control, which made him 'quick to the draw' in bed. And Affleck's Batman, to this day, can't seem to shake Jennifer Lopez.