Thursday, June 10, 2021

 Amazon customers will be pleased that the online Retailer is giving out FREE Catchers' Masks to their senior members. This is the result of the recent 'beating' of a 67-year-old Prime customer, given by a Amazon female driver, who swears it was self-defense. The 21-year-old delivery person, grabbed the senior's head, from behind, then smashed her face into the apartment building's glass doors, breaking the lady's nose! On second thought, forget the FREE masks, and just leave the package at the door till the driver makes like a tree & leaves!


 


 


 


 

Thursday, June 3, 2021

 I haven't puffed on a cigarette for over 25 years! When I was a smoker, I was lighting up every 10-15 minutes. Yep, I was a chimney. And, if anyone looked cross-eyed at me cause my smoke bothered them, I'd blow my 2nd hand fumes into their face and tell them to 'suck my Bic!'  Smokers are an entitled, mean bunch. Today's tobacco puffers are even more dangerous, cause at ten to thirteen dollars a 'pack', you can see why!


 


 


 


 

Thursday, May 27, 2021

 I confess, I own an Alexa, had her for years. Why not? She doesn't eat much, she plays the tunes I wanna hear, and most importantly, Alexa spells! But there's many out there who thinks these voice-activated  assistants, are nothing more than 'spies hiding inside a wire-tapping device!' Pray tell, I wonder what other common everyday items inside our homes are watching each move and word we make ...