Thursday, May 6, 2021

 'Yes, Virginia, it's '4-real,' San Francisco has finally moved into the 'Yellow Tier!' No Sweetie, this is not fake news, just follow the Yellow Brick Road, and it will lead you to reopened restaurants, with 'inside dining.' Yeah Virgie, that is the smell of hot buttered popcorn, popping in theaters along with lots of overpriced candy that even the Lollypop kids can't afford. Listen, hear that? Those are the churches' bells ringing again, calling to 'all ye fully vaccinated faithful, the LORD'S doors are open!"


 


 


 


 

Thursday, April 29, 2021

The couple were sweethearts since high school. But after a long seven years together, they called it quits. It was a mutual split, the duo simply realized they were better friends than lovers. After just a few months apart, buzz among their friends, was that Bridget's ex, Rob, had a new girlfriend, and Rob's hookup was 'HOT!" Tonight was Robert's sister's engagement party, and Bridget was determined to crash that party. She just had to see the 'tramp'  that wanted her leftovers.