The following Mixed Nut was inspired by my niece's first fish,' Glowie.' HE's a fresh water Beta Fish, his Boxing Ring title, is Siamese Fighter Fish. First time I introduced myself to the Jackie Chan of the sea,I was staring , into Glowie's Man Tank, face up against the glass. , trying to spot him. Then, out of nowhere, he appears, right in my face, floating there, eye to 'bug' eye. Glow's  guills  were puffed out, and he held this MEAN gaze at me, that said, "'Who in the Tuna-Ta-Ta are YOU!"No need for a dangerous Guard Dog, when Glowie's in House . And, fish don't need any stinky ByByes...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 By the time this Mixed Nuts airs, there will be just 4 dazes left of this most time consuming holiday, I can't wait! Like most fun holidays, they're made for kids. They enjoy them the MOST! And why not, the child does nothing but wait for the gifts to come rolling in. A kid's only task , is finding the right Mall Santa. He can't be Old & Deaf, or ghetto looking . The Santa must be  wealthy enough, to afford their entire list, which some kids made copies for the Fat Man to keep. Pretty sure World Peace won't make that list... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 All, you pet owners out there, living in 'Never Never, Neverland,' why is your dog never on a leash? Do you think, all dogs are friendly? My two serial killers are NOT! Bundy & Ripper, want to tear out the internal organs of every dog they encounter on our ByByes. So, when I see an unleashed dog, running at us, with no  owner in sight, I panic. Sure enough, minutes later, here comes the owner, head in his cell, and the  dog's lead, wrapped around HIS neck...   Makes me wanna GROWL!,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 I swear, this month is off to a Quick start! October and November went at a crawl. So, what the mistletoe, did the last month of the year, snort? A few at the North Pole, can be a bit shady. Ever wonder , how old, St. Nick pulls off,  all those yearly, 'all nighters,' climbing up roofs, dropping those gifts down the chimney?Perhaps, Mrs Claus is adding more than just Egg Nog, in Pa's coffee? And, has a single soul, from the North Pole, ever come forward, with the real truth, about Rudolph's Red Nose...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Ben was a young immature, twenty eight year old. who still lived at home with his parents. It was the 'same old, same old' for the past 28 years, Ben craved.Same home,  he grew up in, since his 3 wheeler riding days, same childhood buddies he grew up with from kindergarten to high school. Ben fancied himself the perfect 'Ladies' man.'  Who wines & dines  all his dates and money is no object. But, ask any of Lover boy's past chicks, and they're fast to admit, 'Punk ain't nothing but a cheap Booty Call!'