The saddest church ceremony, is the Shot Gun Wedding. Because of circumstances, beyond this Groom's control, he's standing, at the alter, smashed out of his mind. So, wasted, his Best Man, is holding him up during the groom's slurred vows. His girlfriend, never told him, she was off the pill. He had no idea, his steady, had been pinning holes into the packaged condoms they used. His lady, tired of the wait, wanting to start a family. Weeks later, she was pregnant & planning a wedding.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 'One drink is too many and a thousand, never enough.'  This is an important reminder, to those struggling to stay on the wagon. Those trapped on the battle field, must be wary, of those 'landmines' up ahead. And if a friend asks 'you' to be designated driver,' for the night, 'because you're on the Wagon, anyway,' you're hanging out with the wrong crowd...

 

 

 

 

 

 when Khalil tells people he's a professional clown, they he's just clowning. The truth is, Khalil has been earning a living as 'Blah Blah' the clown for years. his primary gigs are kids' Birthday parties. Blah Blah the, singing clown, has many tricks up his sleeves to entertain all the young  party guest. Including making balloon animals to take home as 'Parting Gifts'. Most of the parents love Blah Blah, but some of the 'kiddies,' thought Blah Blah was just a big, fat, bowl of Hot Trapped Air!' Of course, they were kidding ...

 

 

 

 

 

They met online for the very first time, and hit it off quickly, maybe a little, too quick.Their first date was at a party going down at the 'Octopus' Garden,' under the Sea.  It was 'love at first bite,' but, within' days, it went bad, real bad.